Scratching your head trying to come up with an eye catching team name? If so, this resource was created specifically for you.
I compiled a list of over 300 of the funniest and most clever fantasy baseball team names on the web. After some edits and a strict filtering process this is the best 101 found:
Radio
1. Roundin’ 3rd
2. Roundin’ the Bases
Old/Current ESPN
3. Dibble’s Tribbles
4. Ravech’s Savages
5. Kurkjian’s Workmen
6. Gammon’s Gamers
7. Back Back Back Gone - Chris Berman
Team Loyalists
8. Athletic Department - If you own lots of A’s
9. Baltimorioles - …Lots of O’s
10. Bricks & Ivy - …Love Wrigley Field
11. Phillies Blunts - If you’re a Philly Fan & 420 friendly
12. The Green Monsters
13. Waveland Avenue Souvenirs
Being Hopeful
14. Career Years
15. Swing For The Fences - Good name for a team with many 3 true outcome players
Classic Jokes
16. All Your Bases Are Belong To Us - Ageless internet joke
17. Government Cheese Inspectors - Grew up on this stuff
18. Crotch Bats - SNL skit
Just Wrong
19. Helmeted Retards
20. Short Bus Crew
Pessimists
21. Destined For Last
22. The Paper Champions - Team that looked good before season started
Movies
23. Brokebat Mountain
Your Players
24. Stained Sheets
25. Albert Poo Holes
26. A Rod In My Pants
27. Reyes of Light
28. Oliver for Perezident - Mets fans should like this one
29. Orlando Resort and Cabrera
30. Citizen Cain
31. Crunch N Mench
32. Debbie does Odaliz
33. Drew Bastard
34. Foulke You
35. FrEEL the BURNett - If you have both
36. Funky Cold Mussina
37. Gettin’ Figgy Wittit
38. Hip Hip Jorge
39. Honey Nut Ichiros
40. Jeter Peter-Beaters
41. Leave it to the Weavers
42. Leave It to Weaver
43. Lee Harvey Oswalts
44. Marcum Up Knockem Down
45. Mauer Power Please
46. Mench Warmers - Kevin Mench
47. The Happy Halladays
48. The Hungry Howies - Howie Kendrick
49. The Price is Wright
50. X Markakis The Spot
51. Pronkx Bombers - Travis Hafner
52. Sexson the Beach
53. Teixico - Mark Teixeira
54. Duke Nuk’em - Zack Duke
55. Jeff Kent’s Moustache
56. Attention V Mart Shoppers
57. The fAtkins Diet
58. Bull Schmidt
59. Schmidt head
60. Foulke You Guys
61. What the Foulke? - In reference to coming out of retirement
62. Dunn for the Season
63. Dunn for the Year
64. Don’t get mad, get Vlad
65. The Good, the Bad, and Vlad
66. Vlad the Impalar & Co.
67. I Got Wood
68. Morning Wood
Power Hitters
69. Frequent Fliers
70. Whammers
Raunchy
71. Give it a Yankee
72. Got Two Balls On ‘Em
73. The Panty Sniffers
74. Captain Dick & His Seamen
75. the League of Extraordinary Gerbiling
76. No Glove No Love
77. Off In The Shower - Nobody Beats…
78. The Master Batters
Irony
79. Baseball Team - Its in the simplicity
Steroids
80. The Backnes - Back acne (steroid symptom)
81. Atrophying Testicles - Definition for atrophying
82. Barry The Roidhead
83. McNamee Injected My Butt
84. Size 10 Hats
85. Stick 2 BarryJuice & ClemenAid
86. The Human Growth Hormones
If You Drafted Pitching Heavy
87. Flame Throwers
88. Staff Infection
Team Race
89. BuddhaCall - Lots of Asian imports on your team.
90. Dominican Death Squad - Lots of DR on your team.
91. The Dynamic Hispanics - etc
Lot of Prospects
92. Minimum wagers - You own many prospects
Double Meanings & Wordplay
93. We’ve got the Runs
94. Urine Troubles
95. Hand Gestures
96. Whippersnappers
97. Lastplace Niceguys - Nice guys finish last in fantasy baseball too.
98. ThUnderDogs - The Underdogs + Thunderdogs
99. Karmas’ Bitch
100. Wrecked ‘Em
101. Team Name Generator - If you don’t like anything in the top 100, use this tool.
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Your Favorite Names
102. Sexson till I’m Dunn
103. Each Hit - Say it out loud…
104. The Flying Oquendos
105. It Byrnes When I Piazza
106. My Balls Ichiro
107. All-Junked-Up
108. Ludicrous Speed - Team poised to win SB category
109. Let My People Bunt
110. Adam’s Eaton Out
111. Jeters Never Prosper
112. Dempster Divers
113. Zach Dukes Of Hazzard
114. Jermaine Tye Dyes
115. What A Putz
116. The Harangatangs
117. Fake Team’s 2008 Best Fantasy Baseball Team Name Winners
What are some more of your favorites?